New Year's resolutions—they're as predictable as death and taxes. Each and every January 1st, we look at ourselves in the mirror and resolve to quit smoking, quit drinking, lose some weight, and punch John Minegar in the head...heck, some of us even keep them until mid-February. Well, don't believe for one minute that the Broncos aren't taking a long look in the mirror this year and making a list of things that they'll do or do better in 2009. Just for the heck of it, let's speculate on a few, shall we?
Jeremy Childs—Don't listen to pal Orlando Scandrick's pleas to join him in the NFL.
Titus Young—Go to school, go to practice, go home, go to sleep...repeat.
Kellen Moore—Save some awesomeness for 2009. No need to blow it all on your Freshman year.
Bronco O-line—For the love of God, EAT SOMETHING!
Jarrell Root and Shay McLellin—Have titanium rods put into legs.
Jeron Johnson—Get all that blood cleaned off helmet.
Chris Petersen—Refinance mortgage.
Kirby Moore—Develop E.T./Elliot-like mental bond with older brother.
Byron Hout—Doin' fine...stay the course.
George Iloka—Gain weight, add a few more vertical inches to hair.
Bryan Harsin—Find "Austin Pettis Corner Fade" in playbook, circle it in red.
Derrell Acrey—Become motivational speaker.
Kyle Wilson—Stay for senior year.
Ryan Winterswyk—Tape pictures of WAC QBs to 2 x 4s, break them with bare hands.
Doug Martin—Go from being "angry runner" to "insane-with-rage runner"
4-2-5 defense—Doin' fine...stay the course.
Tim Socha—Start wearing TCU: 2008 Poinsettia Bowl Champions t-shirt every day.
FFBSU—Punch John Minegar in head.